Drugs


A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"


Drugs


A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're bea ... Read On »

The government cuts costs


The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard a ... Read On »

This wife is too jealous


There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him,
"Great, so ... Read On »

A way to save your marriage


A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told ... Read On »

Don't take any chances


A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also inquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Do ... Read On »

What a large crowd


A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was the ... Read On »

The way you say it


It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl:
"Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl ... Read On »

Going to the office


Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your pic ... Read On »

Finding perfect men


At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining ligh ... Read On »

Getting into fights


A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to conced ... Read On »

1234

Drugs 5/ 5.